He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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