if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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