We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
