WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
