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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

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if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game

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(630): View more from Illinois

IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH

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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?

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NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?

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