I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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