Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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