I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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