You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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