Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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