fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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