Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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