great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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