fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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