Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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