Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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