he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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