oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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