So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
And then he peed in my hair
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