Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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