if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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