Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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