I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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