it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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