Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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