Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love having hate sex.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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