Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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