Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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