Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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