Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
