so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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