There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
That accounts for only three of the penises
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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