I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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