Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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