First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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