There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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