i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
