yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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