Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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