Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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