Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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