Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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