K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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