The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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