Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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