a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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