It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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