he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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