What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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