Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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