i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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