At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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