think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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