Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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