i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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