you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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