summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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