have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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